Grab a mat. Attendant will place the mat for you. Sit on the mat, feet forward, sitting up or laying on your back. Do not go until the attendant motions for you to go. (One person per mat, except a small child may ride with an adult, sitting on the slide between the adult's legs.)
Wiat until the attendant motions for you to go. Slide with legs straight, feet together. Sit up.
The bobsled cars fit about 2 regular sized adults or 3 children per car. When loading each car, the largest person loads first and sits to the back of the car. Other people sit in the front of that person between that person's legs. Hang on to handrails under the black pads at your side. Sit back. When ride is finished, exit out the car to the left.
Hand on to the handrails in your log. Do not stand up. Do not rock the log. Keep your arms in. Sit up, lean back, hold on to the handrailes and brace your feet while you come down the big drop at the end. You may get wet on this ride. Ponchos are available for you to wear.
Sit in the car and pull lap bar down before taking the gun. Aim at the creatures that are wearing a blue medallion, and the car will keep your score. If the ride stops in the middle of the ride, do not get out unless you see a flashing strobe light. In an evacuation emergency, the ride, music, and movement will shut down and the strobe will come on. Follow the exit signs that light up.
Take pan and scoop up a pile of sand and poor it into the sifting box. Attendant will sift it out for your and will give you the rocks that are left in the sifter.
Have lamenated menus with item, price and amount that can be used to facilitate ordering.
WITCH: Come closer my dearie.
Come closer my dearie
and see if the oven is hot.
GRETEL: Hansel, I'm scared.
Hansel, I'm scared.
What can I do?
HANSEL: No, no, Gretel.
No, no, Gretel.
Stay away. Stay away.
WITCH: Boil, boil, bubble stew.
A sleeping potion I will brew.
From an apple red and bright,
I'll cause the end of Snow White.
PAPA BEAR: Grrrrrrr... Somebody's been sitting in my chair.
MAMA BEAR: Somebody's been sitting in my chair, too.
BABY BEAR: Somebody's been sitting in my chiar
and broke it all to pieces!
PAPA BEAR: Grrrrrrr... Somebody's been eating my porridge.
MAMA BEAR: Somebody's been eating my porridge, too.
BABY BEAR: Somebody's been eating my porridge
and ate it all up!
PAPA BEAR: Let's go up to the bedroom and see if somebody's
there...
MONDOR THE WIZARD: Oh worthy one, at last you have come.
The good little Drumlins need your help
to save them of the monster of the dark.
Aim at thier blue medalions where their
evil power is stored. The challenge is on.
Go to your destiny!
(preshow has big blackbird inviting guests in and introducing the singers) Sing a song of six pence, pocket full of rye. For and twenty blackbirds backed in pie. When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing. Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king? The king was in his counting house, counting out his money. The queen was in her parlor, eating bread honey. The maid was in the garden, hanging out the close. And down came a blackbird, and bit her on the nose (the nose). (Sung again faster)
BLUE FAIRY: To reward you for your good heart Pinocchio,
I will forgive every time you did not tell
the truth. Boys who have a good heart and
love their parents, as you love Gepetto,
deserve praise, even if they are not perfect
examples of good behavior. Be honest and do
your best, and you will be happy. I have faith
in you Pinocchio, and I now make you a real
boy.
(Pinocchio wakes up)
PINOCCHIO: I'd better get up and help Gepetto.
I feel kind of different this morning.
Look at me! Papa, wake up! Look at me!
GEPETTO: What is it, Pinocchio. What's the matter.
Oh! Pinocchio! You're a real boy -- a real boy!
PINOCCHIO: How can this be Papa?
GEPETTO: Oh, Pinoccio, when boys who behave badly turn
over a new leaf and become good, they have the
power to change themselves and bring happiness
to their families. Why, just last night before
I fell I fell asleep, I said to myself:
"I never realized when I created Pinocchio
from a piece of wook how much I would love him.
He seems almost like a real boy. And that is
my only wish, that Pinocchio would be a real
live boy instead of a puppet made out of wood."
(He falls asleep and starts snoring)
DAUGHTER: Hello down there! Ya, you in the street.
I'd sure like to come down and visit with
you a while. It'll be so much fun. I'll
fix myself up and be down in a few minutes.
MOTHER: Oh no daughter. It takes hours to get ready.
And you've got to get busy and cook that
goose.
OLD MAN: If you women don't be quiet, I'll cook your
goose.
DAUGHTER: Did you hear? Shakespear's putting on another
play.
NEIGHBOR LADY: Ohhhhhh..... The husband and I aren't going.
The critics gave it a two thumbs down.
MOTHER: Well, we're going. My husband Tom likes to
stand down front and throw tomatoes at the
actors. We always have such a great time
watching them dodge all that slop. Right
daughter?
DAUGHTER: (sarcastically) Yes Mom. It's such great fun.
OLD MAN: It's the best part of the whole show (laughs).
NEIGHBOR LADY: We wasn't talkin' to you old man.
OLD MAN: You women sound like a bunch of old hens.
All you do is cluck cluck cluck all day long
and don't get anything done.
(Makes a mock clucking noise and laughs)
NEIGHBOR LADY: Well...I've never been so insulted.
OLD MAN: Sure you have. Remember at the hog contest
when they gave first prize to you instead
of your pig.
(laughs)
NEIGHBER LADY: That's enough, Old Man!
(pause)
DAUGHTER: Did you hear that adorable town crier the
other day?
NEIGHBOR LADY: Noooooooooo..... What did he have to say?
MOTHER: The king made a proclimation. Now we can't
throw our dirty wash and slop water out into
the street. 'Cause Prince Charming got dowst...
(laughs)
NEIGHBOR LADY: I don't know what he was doing in our part
of the village, anyway.
DAUGHTER: It was the strangest sight. He was carrying
'round a glass slipper, trying it on ladies'
feet. What do you make of that?
MOTHER: I always thought he was a little stange...
DAUGHTER: ...but really handsome.
OLD MAN: Will you women stop gossipping so man can get
some sleep?!!!
MOTHER: Go back to bed old man!
(pause)
NEIGHBOR LADY: Did you hear that Robin Hood is putting
together a band called the "Merry Men?"
MOTHER: My husband Tom plays the fiddle. Maybe
I'll tell him to talk to Robin.
OLD MAN: Robin wouldn't take him. He plays like
a howling cat!
(Mock cat noise)
MOTHER: ...and you snore enough to shake all our
shutters. GO BACK TO BED OLD MAN!!!
(Pause)
DAUGHTER: Did you hear about the cute Tom?
Tom, the piper's son.
He's in the stockade again.
NEIGHBOR LADY: I don't know what's to become of that boy.
Too much idle time on his hands.
OLD MAN: You women ought to listen to yourselves.
What do you think all these people
down in the street think about you gossipping
on and on.
NEIGHBOR LADY: There the ones who told us in the first place
Old Man. So, why don't you
just mind your own business...
(shutters close)
This is a very visual show, based on a fairytale with modern humor and a lot of physical comedy. Enojoy the show!
